The TV engineer

 

 

 

Class 6 did a little theatre play this year. You didn‘t see it? What a pity. Well, here you can read it.

Mrs Turner is a very old lady. She lives in a small house with her parrot Polly. Polly can speak, but she can only say „Who on earth is that?". When you say „Hello Polly", the parrot only looks at you and says „Who on earth is that?"

 

 

Today Mrs Turner‘s TV is out of order. She rings up the TV and Radio Shop Brown and Baker.

Mrs Turner: Now, what‘s their number. Ah, here it is. 247839.

Mr Brown: Brown and Baker, Television and Radio. Good afternoon.

Mrs. Turner: Good afternoon. This is Mrs Turner speaking. My TV is out of order. There‘s no picture. Can you send your engineer?

Mr. Brown: Yes, our engineer is here now, He can come at once.

Mrs. Turner: Oh, thank you very much. Good bye.

Mr. Brown: Good bye, Mrs Turner.

It‘s tea-time.

Mrs Turner goes into the kitchen
- but there is no tea.

She puts on her cardigan, goes out
and shuts the door.

It is a nice autumn day, the sun is shining.

She forgets the TV engineer.

Now the TV engineer is at Mrs Turner‘s house.
He rings the bell, but Mrs Turner is not there.
He waits and rings the bell again.

TV engineer: Hallo there, Mrs Turner!

Polly: Who on earth is that?

TV engineer: It‘s the TV engineer.

Polly: Who on earth is that?

TV engineer: The TV engineer.

Polly: Who on earth is that?

TV engineer: The T V engineer!!!

This is too much for the TV engineer.

He has a heart attack.

Then Mrs Turner comes home.
What a shock!
A man is lying in front of her door!

Mrs Turner: Who on earth is that?

Polly: It‘s the TV engineer,

it‘s the TV engineer,

it‘s the TV engineer,

it‘s .....

Polly is very clever, isn‘t she?